EtE: Disclaimer

We're not liable for anything. We're not responsible for anything. The government deemed we weren't fit to be parents, so they took away our children. Our credit is shot, there's 15 points on each of our drivers licenses. Follow our advice and directions at your own risk. The sports and activities described on this website are dangerous. We at exploretheeast recommend you do not participate in them, unless you're willing to accept that you and you alone will be responsible for your slow and painful death. If you do not understand any part of this message, please contact our legal representation for an in-depth and tiny-print description, available for a nominal fee of $300, plus shipping and handling.

People get hurt and/or killed all of the time, following random instructions on some website. Don't be stupid. Take responsibility for insuring that you do your own research and keep yourself safe. We're not responsible for anything. Don't do anything. Don't ever leave the couch. Have a nice day.